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Can someone from Jersey send me a pork roll, egg, and cheese? I’m not about that healthy veg life anymore. Give me diner fooood.

My great uncle Johnny (Grandma’s uncle) lived in some midwest state for a time back when my dad and aunts were growing up. When they visited him, my Grandpa would…