this was way too boring for me. the writing was horrendous. i actually wanted to read it for the laughs, but i codnf@45%, skimmed the rest of the book
this was way too boring for me. the writing was horrendous. i actually wanted to read it for the laughs, but i couldn’t find a single thing funny.
things that irked me:
- unlocking a new kink every 2 pages like it’s a gacha game. - the zero plot (atleast as far as i read) - the writing. the. writing. i’m not exaggerating when i say wattpad circa 2012 had higher standards. - the fangirling dialogues icked me out. i'm sorry but they were just not it for me. - the characters were so flat i started to think maybe they were ai-generated. josh was a hacker. aly was a nurse. they both wanted to do the diddle daddle with each other. that’s it. that’s their whole existence. - both mc's being certified losers ...more
This book should be labelled for false marketing because it's not a romance novel, it's a 900+ page instruction manual on the importance of existence This book should be labelled for false marketing because it's not a romance novel, it's a 900+ page instruction manual on the importance of existence of actual plot and character growth in books.
After getting off to such a good start, I was excited to see where this book would go. The first chapter literally had me clutching my heart. But where did the book go, you may ask? Nowhere. Literally nowhere. I can pinpoint a total of two or three important things that happen in this book. The rest of it is absolute filler, nonsense content.
this was - the worst experience of my life. never, in a million years, did i think that i'd end up rating a shatter me book 2 stars.
it's been 3 days this was - the worst experience of my life. never, in a million years, did i think that i'd end up rating a shatter me book 2 stars.
it's been 3 days since i completed this book and i still can't grasp the fact that this book exists.. that this is from the same author who wrote the previous books ...more
The Love Hypothesis more like The Love Hypertension lmao. (lame ik)
This ... did not live up to the hype. The fmc is kinda dumb, the mmc is consideThe Love Hypothesis more like The Love Hypertension lmao. (lame ik)
This ... did not live up to the hype. The fmc is kinda dumb, the mmc is considered a jerk for literally no (valid) reason, the constant lying started hurting my brain. And this my dudes, was in the name of fake dating :)
Here comes my rant:
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● Okay so first off, i'm not a big fan of this trope. Lying is, in my eyes, an absolutely horrible offence. But a good enough reason CAN convince me that lying and fake dating was absolutely required. However, the reason Olive started fake dating was so stupid and so not worth it ...more
Never, in my history of hating dominating men, have i hated a man as much as i hate Alex Volkov.
First of all, what is up with the covers. I just -Never, in my history of hating dominating men, have i hated a man as much as i hate Alex Volkov.
First of all, what is up with the covers. I just - STOP. LOOK AT IT. I mentally gag everytime i see it. Now onto the point which is: this book. Let's make a checklist of the things that we have in this book:
• cringe • STUPIDITY • Alex thinking that the entire world revolves around him • an absolutely brilliant assortment of the most stupidest side characters i've ever seen • sunshine *gags* • the absolute, most coolest, cleverest quote to exist ever: You are the light to my dark • bad writing • every. single. popular. trope. you can think of. existing. in. this book. • an absolutely boring side plot going on • PURE PHYSICAL ATTRACTION
alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Okay. EVERYTIME I READ HIS NAME I HAVE SUCH A VISCERAL REACTION THAT I NEED TO COUNT TO 10.
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He is constitued of every single quality that i hate in man. Boy thinks he's darker than a *insert a dark thing here cause idk a dark thing*. He basically sucks. According to Alex, everyone around him is the definition of stupid ...more
Yaaaaaasssssssssssss dis bitch done. I'm not gonna complete it. nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE. This was stupid and it tried to stdnf @ chapter 13
Yaaaaaasssssssssssss dis bitch done. I'm not gonna complete it. nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPE. This was stupid and it tried to steal my brain cells. My brain cells!!!! I didn't complete this book. So i shouldn't be writing a review/giving it one star but i tried my dudes i tried. Everyone is on gr like: [image] So i thought i'd give this chance. But i should have known it was stupid because hey wasn't this for the fans of The Hating Game?...........which i hated (of course)
*sighs*
Let's rant ● This is me@this book:
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● So the premise promises (say that five times fast!) that you will read about two grown ups playing obnoxious jokes at each other. Right? But that is not the reality. It's not playful, teasing or sexy. They are two prideful BITCHES WHO ARE RUDE, CYNICAL AND CONDESCENDING. [image] ● I could not for the life of me stand these two. ● Every time Nicholas tries to convey his feelings Naomi laughs in his face it's like she can't even listen to him. ● And Nicholas is the same! ● Naomi is just so, so awful and self-centered. She spent the early days of her relationship with Nicholas lying to him and then got mad when he thought that’s who she was. ● And Nicholas is an effing douche bag. ● + it was boring@infinity. [image] ● They should not be married. They should not get together. They should go to a psychiatrist and he should put them both in a mental hospital. That's what they deserve. ● I might have finished this bix but i know that they will get together in the end of book. SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THESE TWO BIXES CANNOT GET TOGETHER. ● Plus i bravely pretended this published novel did not use "Lol" as a sentence in the narrative and soldiered on so where are THE 100000000000 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR? [image] ● And did i mention how boring it was? Jeez i can play better pranks then them. ● and everyone likes it. ● why? ● why? ● WHY? ● w ● h ● y ● ? [image] ● blah blah blah blah blah ● He is pretty but awful and o m g he gave me flowers but he is awful and o m g he is asking me too stand with him but he is awful and o m g he bought a house but he is awful and o m g he saved me (in that car scene whatever) but he is awful and wtf? ● and they are like male female versions of each other! They are literally a carbon copy of each other. [image] ●
Dear Hospital,
I know you are very very busy now-a-days but pleaseeeeeee listen to me. So there are two people who don't know that there are psychiatrists in this world.
Can you please make your employees send them pamphlets so they are enlightened? Thankyou. They live at House no. Stupidity 101.
Bye bye.
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SO ANGRY ...
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“I’m a miserable cynic (a newer development) and a dreamy romantic (always have been), and it’s such a terrible combination that I don’t know how to tolerate myself.”
This is so me. I am going to postpone reading Neuromancer so I can read this and IT BETTER BE WORTH IT!
“I appear to have misplaced the fucks I give for what you think.”
ME TOO! dnf@40% because my last brain cell is dead. [image]
This book was h
“I appear to have misplaced the fucks I give for what you think.”
ME TOO! dnf@40% because my last brain cell is dead. [image]
This book was harder to read than Physics. Seriously. I mean what was the point? I didn't like the writing. I didn't like Mia. I didn't like Tric (say what you want that is a bullshit name). I didn't like the school supposed to be Hogwarts with murder. Then why did i read it? Hype, O readers, the hype. There is not a single thing I like about this book. It is 429 pages long. How is that possible? I read 4378250968468704897 pages of this book. And it is only 429 pages long? [image]
*sighs* Let's begin the rant. ● If you love this book then shoo. Because i am totally not in the mood for you to defend this book. ● I understand that everyone except for 1% of the entire world population likes this and just so you know. . .'tis my opinion. ● What's up with the writing? ● No seriously. I don't get it. I would have understood if the author was using similes and metaphors actually required instead of a random collection that does not make any sense ( Come on. "One hundred years of Solitude". Anyone? Have you read that guy?) ● N ● O ● N ● S ● E ● N ● S ● E ● That's what this is. ● The cat who was not-cat. ● OH FUCK OFF! ● the not-cat seemed content enough to ignore her master,. ● Okay I got it. Now shut up. ● the not-cat. [image] ● 40 motherfucking times. FORTY!!!! ●
The girl felt the words in her chest. In the deepest, darkest place, where the hope children breathe and adults mourn withered and fell away, floating like ashes on the wind.
● WHATTTTTTTTT- ●
"Tric gave another half-hearted stab, but the beast had forgotten its quarry entirely, great eyes rolling as it flipped over and over, dragging its bulk back below the sand, howling like a dog who's just returned home from a hard turn's work to find another hound in his kennel, smoking his cigarillos and in bed with his wife."
[image] ● GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT IF A LIGHT IS BRIGHT THE SHADOWS ARE DEEPER?? NO?? OH HERE WE ARE EXPLAINED THIS FACT TOO:
“The brighter the light, the deeper the shadows”
● 131 times i had to read O this, O that, O fuck whatever. Do i look like I care? ● The footnotes [image] ● There was less writing, more fucking footnotes. ● HALF A PAGE LONG. ● Yeah dude couldn't you put them IN the story? ● I know let's just dump all the info on the dumb girl who doesn't even know how to read. ●
"The horizon was crusted like a beggar's lips, scoured by winds laden with voices just beyond hearing. The second sun kissing the horizon was usually the sign for Itreya's brutal winters to begin, but out there, the heat was still blistering."
● Shut it with the quotes already. ● I don't understand this book. ●
"The boy was beautiful. Caramel-smooth skin, honeydew-sweet smile. Black curls on the right side of unruly. Strong hands and hard muscle and his eyes, O, Daughters, his eyes. Five thousand fathoms deep. Pulling you in to laugh even as he drowned you."
● Yeah not his eyes. MY EYES WHICH ARE BLEEDING. ● Info-dumping at random. ● SO. MANY. PEOPLE. WITH. ZERO. EXPLANATION. ● D-e-d. ● At 1% the writing is shit. At 40% the writing is shit. ●
“If her face were a puzzle, most would put it back in the box, unfinished.”
● What does that even mean? ● According to V.E Schwab:
“Everyone’s immortal until they’re not.”
● But nooooooooooo Jay Kristoff comes with a better one:
“Not all that is dead truly dies.”
● I am sick of this shit. [image] ● Me too. ● Verdict: TRASH NOW AND 5ever. ●
“You’ll be a rumor. A whisper. The thought that wakes the bastards of this world sweating in the nevernight. The last thing you will ever be, girl, is someone’s hero.”
●And the last thing you will ever be is a book i like. [image]...more
Did I have problems with this? Yes. Was it perfect? No. Does it hold true to the legacy of the previous books? No. Is it a worthy sequel? Definite[image]
Did I have problems with this? Yes. Was it perfect? No. Does it hold true to the legacy of the previous books? No. Is it a worthy sequel? Definitely not. Did I still enjoy it? Kind of?
This book has been sitting on my shelves gathering dust for four years. I was hesitant to start this journey again. When I was young which was not so long ago, I listened to an interview in which J.K Rowling mentioned that she would not continue with Harry's journey. I raged after listening that. After all I didn't grow up with him but the time I had spent with him was magical. I didn't want my journey with "The Boy Who Lived" to end. But I learned to let go of my anger. I understood that some stories have to end. When this book was announced I remember the happiness i felt at that moment. But just after reading the first chapter I sensed that something was off. And so four years went by without me opening this book again until one week ago, by chance, this book fell on the top of my head as if reminding me that: "Hey I'm Harry Potter! What could go wrong?. And I listened to it because it is Harry and what could go wrong?.
Turns out a lot of things can go wrong.
This is a pretty long review so fasten your seatbelts.*smol spoilers*
The Writing This is a play. And it should be read as such. This should not be compared to Rowling's other work because they were not plays. But let me just say this: Rowling is a brilliant writer but a horrible playwright. I did not like the writing style at all. But between the conversations amongst the characters there are snippets of Rowling's writing that we saw in the original series.
“Those we love never truly leave us, Harry. There are things that death cannot touch.”
Those conversations still held the brilliance and magic of the original series but a play is never meant to convey feelings. What we needed was explanation. For example: If Harry was behaving like this then we needed some explanation as to why he is like this? What happened to the boy who was compassionate? Who would have never said those things to Albus? We depended and still do depend on Harry's feelings and emotions. That is what we grew up with. Unfortunately, the worst idea was to transform this book into a play and as a result we are left with unanswered questions.
Dumbledore and Harry This has been my favorite relationship in this entire series (along with "Sirius and Harry"). I love their relation. And my heart is bleeding right now.
"Of course I loved you ... and I knew that it would happen all over again ... that where I loved, I would cause irreparable damage ... I am no fit person to love ... I have never loved without causing harm ..."
I don't care what you say, I love their relationship. This was probably the best thing of this entire book.
"Harry, there is never a perfect answer in this messy, emotional world. Perfection is beyond the reach of humankind, beyond the reach of magic. In every shining moment of happiness is that drop of poison: the knowledge that pain will come again. Be honest to those you love, show your pain. To suffer is as human as to breathe.”
Harry Potter Hats off to the writers for destroying my favorite character. Anyone remember the compassionate boy? The one who forgave Wormtail? The one who let the person who betrayed his father go? The one who didn't use "Avada Kedavra" on his enemy? The one who pitied his mortal enemy that he couldn't have a chance at peace? Yeah that boy. He wasn't here. This isn't the same Harry. Allow me to quote Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
"He had it coming to him," said Harry. Broken images were racing each other through his mind: Sirius falling through the veil; Dumbledore suspended, broken, in midair; a flash of green light and his mother's voice, begging for mercy...
"Parents," said Harry, "shouldn't leave their kids unless-- unless they've got to."
Parents he said. Tell me is this the same Harry? In this book Harry has a completely different character. Would the Harry we knew and loved, talk to Professor McGonagall like that? Would he have separated his son from his best friend? Answer: Never. *sighs* [image]
The Golden Trio [image] Umm nope. The Golden Trio doesn't even exist. They don't talk to each other. Ron is there to supply humor. Hermione is not the "brightest witch of her age". Harry is too angsty and i don't even know what to say about him or the trio. Thanks again.#wtf.
Albus Severus He didn't live up to the legacy of Dumbledore or Snape. The boy is a piece of s***. I mean just look at this:
"I didn't choose, you know that? I didn't choose to be his son."
Yeah well he didn't choose to be your father either you maggot. I HATED him. Loathed him. He is awful. He has zero ability to think clearly. Just so he can defy his father the boy thinks it is a good idea to use the time-turner. And don't tell me the bullshit that he is young or whatnot. Spare me the details please. Harry was fourteen when he saw Cedric die. Then again not everyone can be Harry.
Draco Malfoy [image] STOP. PROVIDING. REDEMPTION. ARCs. WE. DON'T. NEED. THEM. Destroying the perfect animosity between two characters? Who gave them that idea? Yeah yeah school bully turned good. Guess what unless you can create a redemption arc as good as Prince Zuko's then stop providing them in less than 400 pages.
"Hermione Granger, I'm being bossed around by Hermione Granger. (She turns towards him. He smiles) And I'm mildly enjoying it.”
And there goes the time when Hermione SMACKED him. #disappointed^2.
Scorpius Malfoy [image] Scorpius is a cinnamon roll. He is the second best thing of this book. And can we take a moment to appreciate the conversation between him and Professor Snape? *d-e-d*
"Thank you for being my light in the darkness”
*sobs*
Delphi I can only laugh at that. Seriously this was worse than the tomfoolery you would find at r/AreTheStraightsOk.
Rose Weasley *le sigh* Hermione and Ron. When did they become so blinded that they, the people who were with Harry when he went through everything, forgot to tell their daughter that you don't go and blame people calling them "Voldemort's son". Thanks for the third time.
Unmentioned Characters Where is Hagrid? What happened to Teddy Lupin? What happened to George? What happened to the other Weasleys? Did Hermione find her parents? What about Neville? WHAT HAPPENED TO HAGRID?
Verdict Even though i had these problems, I still liked this book. I still had fun reading this. The nostalgia, the magic, it was all home. When Scorpius goes to the alternate timeline with Voldemort's rule I felt scared. When Snape was back I felt like angry at the world for being unfair. When Ron and Hermione face the dementors i felt like my heart was being ripped in two. When Dumbledore and Harry talk i was again reminded of the boy who lived in the cupboard under the stairs. It was a good book. Yes it did have many problems but it was a fun ride. The only thing the author can do now is to stop and leave this magical world to its readers for safekeeping.
P.S: If you are disappointed in this book then please take time to watch A Very Potter Musical . It's truly the Musical Gotham Hogwarts/Harry Potter needs and deserves....more
✨hardcore Nesta and Cassian fans need not engage. shoo !!✨
She drew up short. “I’m not afraid of anything.”
but you will be afraid of me whe✨hardcore Nesta and Cassian fans need not engage. shoo !!✨
She drew up short. “I’m not afraid of anything.”
but you will be afraid of me when I rant about you.
Now on to the point which is this book. Oh, this book. This has been: One of the worst experiences of my life. I'm freaking salty and I need a refund of my expectations.
Let me make something clear. This book actually made me realize that i used to like the original trilogy a lot. But - SJM ruined every. single. thing. She ruined everything good about those precious, loveable books and characters. So, now I just hate everyone ...more
Bye bye 19th amendment. You will be missed. I am truly not enough of a masochist for this shit.
What the f was this? No seriously. I am mad as hell Bye bye 19th amendment. You will be missed. I am truly not enough of a masochist for this shit.
What the f was this? No seriously. I am mad as hell right now. I dnf-ed this book but someone convinced me to finish this. Obviously i am not impressed.
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To say that i "hated" this is an understatement. This book has everything you could dream of!!!!!!! Mental abuse. Verbal abuse. Bullying. Blackmailing. Humiliation. Random sexual hook ups. F*cking on best friend's bed because dammit the boy wants revenge. We gotta give him that, right?!
The heroine has ZERO spine. The hero is a total jerk. Nothing makes sense. NOTHING. It's like everyone is an idiot!!! AND THIS WAS IN THE NAME OF ENEMIES TO LOVER TROPE.
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Vicious Spoilers Ahead (see what i did there?)
Here comes my rant
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● Worst book ever. Worst male character ever. Worst female character ever. ● Want a summary cookie? Here you go:
Bully meets Mary Sue. Bully abuses Mary Sue. Mary Sue falls in love. They marry. The end.
● Nothing, nothing that happened to him in the past, can justify his disturbing, disgusting, abhorrent behavior. ● wtf? ● I don't have a problem with the bully trope. I like it as much as the next person but SHOULDN'T HE HAVE AT LEAST ONE REDEEMING QUALITY? ●
"This was so on. I was going to fuck Dean’s ex-girlfriend, use her for my personal needs, and toss her away when I was done."
● yeah i am crying from my effing emotions right now. ● and she forgives him!!!!!!!! ● just like that?! ● SHE HAS A SHORT TERM REMEMBORY LOSS SOMEONE TELL HER HOW HE ABUSED HER!!!!! ● HOW THE HELL CAN SHE NOT REMEMBER? ● The hero is such an amazing guy..............such a freakin' amazing guy..............that he........THAT HE............... threatens the very existence of Mary Sue's sick sister.
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● His "pet" name for her is HELP ● Fuck you too :) ● And that spineless excuse for a heroine. ● Dude pull yourself together. Find a good boy. ● Not Even At The Heat Death Of The Universe Would I Believe These Two Could Build A Life Together After All That Baggage And Abuse. ● Pretty much the definition of why the Black Plague was probably the greatest thing for the regular folk since sliced bread back in the Middle Ages. ● AND WE FORGIVE HIM CAUSE THE BITCH IS BROKEN? [image] ● Oh things FINALLY start looking up in the end, the bix is standing up for herself but noooooooooooooo why end there? WHY MAKE KERMIT HAPPY? NUTJOBS! ● She drops everything to go across the country and be with a boy who abused her.
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● I think there was a competition of Who can give the worst names? because L.J. Shen sure won it O_o ● Vicious's revenge plan was a total disappointment. The way the whole thing played out had the distinct feel of floppy dead fish. WTF THOUGH ?! THE WHOLE BOOK IS A DISAPPOINTMENT. ● Why did Vicious shit his pants with the big "reveal" of finding out what his father's will said? Disinheritance No Contest clauses are generally very hard to enforce and such provisions are mainly used as to "scare off" lay people. But Vicious is hardly a lay person. He's a brilliant attorney (right? isn't that like, his thing?) so umm, shouldn’t he know this?? ● I kinda hate myself for having to write the name "Vicious" so many times just now as a person's name. Such a stupid fucking name. . . . ● Emilia be like: He is an asshole but hottie. Let's have babies.
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“You think I slept with Georgia? I didn’t touch her. I tried. Trust me, I did. But she wasn’t you. And I know you don’t expect me to give you answers, but I’m going to do it anyway because there’s a small part of me that thinks that maybe, just maybe, you’ll give me a chance afterward.”
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● How about the part where Emilia's parents choose a fancy restaurant to eat with her and try to pay at the end. WTF I thought the whole reason Emilia HAD to take Vicious's job offer was that she was basically on the verge of starvation having to choose between paying for Rosie's meds and a crust of bread and she couldn't ask her parents for any help even some money for fucking food because they were so poor. What was that about? ●
“Apologize for not being mine when you should’ve been. Because Emilia, baby...” I tilted my head sideways. “It was always fucking us and you know it.”
Dude shut up already. [image] ● And Mill mill just because a PERSON TRIES TO PULL A DAVID TENNANT (AND FAILS!!) YOU DO NOT FORGIVE HIM. [image] ● I fucking hate this ● fucking ● book ● for ● fucking ● eternity ● because of ● the fucking ● idiots ● in this ● fucking book. ●
“Ask me..what do I want?”
● How about what i want? ● I want you to shut up and burn in Hell 100000000000ever. ● f you. [image]...more
imagine you wake up at 6 am and go for a morning run (you do that everyday). while you are running you hear footsteps behind you. you stop for a momenimagine you wake up at 6 am and go for a morning run (you do that everyday). while you are running you hear footsteps behind you. you stop for a moment then shake your head and start running again because it could be someone else but after a few minutes you can't shake the uneasy feeling.
so you change your track.
but you keep hearing those footsteps. so you stop and look around. standing in front of you is a 20 y/o boy. but that is not all. he is the same person you saw at walmart yesterday.
what is he doing here. the boy tells you that he lives on the same street as you. how? since when? you start asking yourself these questions. you are confused as to how you have been living here your whole life but you didn't know that.
and then he offers you a bottle of water.
now, let me ask you—what would you do?
here’s what i’d do. i’d refuse the bottle, call the police, call my parents, and that boy will probably turn about to be Young Stalin or Ted Bundy.
but that is NOT what Sky Davis did. she accepted the bottle of water and she ... she decided to run with the same boy everyday.
Hopeless is a book which is ... hopeless that's what. Sky Davis is a girl who has never been in love, she can't feel, she makes out with guys and then she kicks them out but doesn't have sex with them because she is NOT a slut NOT a slut NOT a slut.
if it was anyone other than our heroine who made out with boys aka the popular hot girl diva of the highschool then she probably would have been labelled a slut by now.
then we have Dean Holder. ahh what a stupid boy. he knows everything about Sky ... EVERYTHING. he even knows her blood group (i don't know why) but no worries 'cause he's a reformed bad boy hottie. he grabs her face the second time they meet each other how the heck is that okay? how? how? how?
i don't get this man. this is fucking weird.
now, let's laugh at dumb/cringey quotes
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“You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attracted to guys?” I shake my head. “Not your face, your dimple. And no. You’re the only guy I’ve ever had the urge to lick.”
I swear everyone in this book is such a cringey dumbass.
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okay so first of the GOOD PART i.e - the cover. Freaking gorgeous and wha1.5 ish stars
I swear everyone in this book is such a cringey dumbass.
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okay so first of the GOOD PART i.e - the cover. Freaking gorgeous and what else ... oh yeah i laughed at something, i don't remember what :') but it was stupid. That's why i raised my rating to 1.5. See?! I'm a nice person.
This book is soooo boring the world building, the characters they are all so lacking. The world is fictional even though it is inspired (v v heavily at that) from France. and NO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND FRENCH WHY WOULD YOU DROP FRENCH WORDS AND FRENCH PHRASES AT RANDOM?! Does it make your world seem more ... french?
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And don't even get me started on the so called romance element of this book. One second they are like:
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The whole romance stems from the fact that they are married so they now they have to love and cherish and blah blah. No i don't find this romantic or steamy or cute. I find this ununderstandable. I find it creepy and annoying.
And what the fuck is the problem with BOTH of our MC's? Reid has the personality of a blank page. Lou is sassy, spunky and whatnot. She says curse words which make her seem cool (i think?! Isn't that the purpose?) and then we find out Reid's biggest pet peeve is someone saying *drumroll please*
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And the same happens with Lou Lou. Her biggest pet peeve is *dun dun dun*
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..... killjoys
hahahaha and then they fell in love :') cause see ... they were both each others biggest pet peeve ... but love conquers all :')
And the pathetic ending, i swear my eyes are still bleeding. Every plot twist was thrown together to create a big stupid mesh. I don't find this surprising. I find this idiotic. And the last line Reid is like shit!. Is this supposed to be a turn on? Is this supposed to make him look kweel? Him using ... cursewords. Well i don't find this uwu. I find this stupid. I find this whole book along with it's characters stupid.
And the last plottwist (is that what we are calling it now?) Coco is like (view spoiler)[my aunt is blah blah blah (hide spoiler)] ummm what? Ma'am?!
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well Coco sure isn't talking to me cause I DIDN'T GET IT BEACH *yawns* ...more
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